Fatooshe

A penis which is to swollen with disease (example: cifolis) to fit into the woman's vagina

"gosh darnnit i wanted to have intercourse but he had a fatooshe

by s;lkfjdslkjflksdjfklsjfkljssex January 15, 2011

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fastfoodjesus

The only Lord and Savior with a Big Mac.

A being that consumes lots of fastfood - and is generally awesome. "fastfoodjesus"

by FFJ November 4, 2013

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fatfoo • fattoo • fatoom • Flatfoot • fafoo • fatoot • Fa3foot • faffoon • Fafoolooff • Fafoot

An overweight, shouty, obnoxious, tattooed mother of equally loud, naughty kids. Usually with henpecked, obedient husband in tow. Husband still dresses like a teenager. The Fattoo still dresses as she did when she was 10 stone lighter.
Vest tops, tattooed arms on show, bangles and bracelets, fat legs.

Asda is full of Fattoos on a saturday afternoon.

What's that noise? "oh that's the Fattoo next door shouting at her kids again.

by dstacey102 October 12, 2017

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fagfoot

An insult you can use when someone beats you in any soccer drill.

The theory of the origin of this insult can be linked to the usage of your feet in soccer (foot), and the popularity of the many insults revolving around homosexuality (fag). fag + foot = fagfoot.

Cody: "Haha, looks like you couldn't get the ball after that strike of mine."

Bjorn: "Aarrghh, you're like some stupid fagfoot or something."

by Cody Murray September 9, 2005

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farfoora

the most beautiful exotic creature ever known to mankind.
a fluffy feline beast who wakes you up early in the morning only to ask for attention.

a very lazy feline who stares you down until you look back at her, in which case, she acts like she can't see you.

Wow, that farfoora is going to send me to my grave one of these days with her knockout beauty and killer fur.

by aceofcakes September 26, 2011

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