Created by the last secretion (the seminal fluid) during masturbation in the shower which leads to what was supposed to be a gelatinous plug to safeguard the sperm becoming an extremely tacky crotch adhesive that ruins the next 4 hours of your life.
by PolecatQC August 18, 2009
Get the Failsauce mug.A face which people make, often unaware, which gives the appearance that they are smelling a noxious odor. Often times, if a person is a fartface, this is the way a person's face looks even when they are not making a face. Also, if a person is a fartface, they also have an attitude or dillusions of being better than everyone around them, which is what causes their face to constantly contort this way.
Person 1: That bitchy looking girl looks like she smells something terrible!
Person 2: No, she's just a fartface.
Person 2: No, she's just a fartface.
by kpage727 February 2, 2010
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kid:one ice cream please
(Ice cream man gives kid a half eaten ice cream)
Kid:no, i want one that you haven't eaten.
Ice Cream Man: Then i guess your not getting anything.
(kid throws ice cream at the man)
Kid:fartnaucker
(Ice cream man gives kid a half eaten ice cream)
Kid:no, i want one that you haven't eaten.
Ice Cream Man: Then i guess your not getting anything.
(kid throws ice cream at the man)
Kid:fartnaucker
by zhane April 11, 2007
Get the fartnaucker mug.An expansion on the term "/fail"
A higher degree of saying "you fail at life" or in that particular instance of whatever they did.
Commonly used in MMORG style games, chat program or Ventrillo.
A higher degree of saying "you fail at life" or in that particular instance of whatever they did.
Commonly used in MMORG style games, chat program or Ventrillo.
by Daakal January 20, 2009
Get the Failsauce mug.1. often used as an insult for someone who is dimwitted.
2. greasy debris left from a particularly moist or raunchy fart.
2. greasy debris left from a particularly moist or raunchy fart.
1. shut your face, fart sauce!
2. I think that last one left behind a little fart sauce. That's gonna itch when it dries.
2. I think that last one left behind a little fart sauce. That's gonna itch when it dries.
by ERNTRON February 14, 2008
Get the fart sauce mug.Noun: A pool without the swimmers. What every 20-year-old male wishes they had, what every 30-year-old male has nightmares about.
by Brent Cartier January 4, 2008
Get the Failsauce mug.1. To suckle on once fart. IE To put your mouth around ones butthole while farting and suckle.
2. A name one might call a person when mad
2. A name one might call a person when mad
by zandan April 28, 2008
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