Fornicate This Excrement

A SFW and undeniably humourous was of saying Fuck This Shit.

Boss: Get on with your work!

Alan: Fornicate this excrement.

by Teatard January 28, 2009

Fabricated American

The "politcally correct" term used to describe puppets who live within the Human Society.

"What do you mean I can't buy booze cause I'm a puppet? I have rights too! I am not just a puppet, I'm also a Fabricated American!" - Warren the Ape

by WarrenTheApe May 18, 2010

farticot

a fart caused by eating too much dried fruit

That farticot smells like sulphur

by susanr August 20, 2008

Fapricate

(verb) The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often occurring on a toilet, one must be "jacking-off" while pooping to truly be farpicating.

See similar: Blumpkin

Guy 1: The other day i was so horny at the office that I had to go in the bathroom and fapricate.

Guy 2: Gross.

by TheFecalImpaler June 29, 2011

Fatigate

A word used to describe someone who is acting sad, dark, or melancholy.

A feeling of sadness or existentialism lying somewhere between the writings of Edgar Allen Poe and that episode of Futurama with Seymour the dog.

Dude, I just dont know what to do with my life. Nothing works out ever. Everything just feels so bleak.
Chin up and stop being so fatigate.

by spiderbear822 December 26, 2012

farticulate

To express meaning through flatulence. The communication is typically limited to the noise made by the fart, but meaning may also derive from the smell afterwards. Most often used to represent a negative response.

Even if you can be very eloquent, it's best not to farticulate during an interview.

by Applecide November 11, 2014

farticles

The microscopic, airborne particles of fecal matter that are released by the anus during a fart.

GROSS! I inhaled your farticles!

by ellebowskigrande August 15, 2007