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Brain Farted

An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.
The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.
by IbagM21 January 3, 2015
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She farted I darted

During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye

peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)
(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no

*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*
by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019
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i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted

A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job
Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister
by smaxta August 13, 2007
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bill farted

he pushed it out and stunk up the place
dude, bill farted. get the Febreeze.
by gems4life11 October 12, 2008
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Farted

A puff or loud nose coming from the anal area. Smelly and yet very amusing. Basking in the ambeince.
RJ: I totally farted the whole way here.
Tiffany: REALLY?
RJ: LIke 10 times!
by Tiffany Nicoleeeee January 1, 2008
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Scott Farted

A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.
"Dude, this is boring..."
"Yeah... SCOTT FARTED!!!"
by Horatio Valdez May 4, 2008
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fareeda

the art of sexiness..... being able to do sexy things and look hot
you must use fareeda
by laurabella December 3, 2006
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