artsy fartsy

something supposedly highly cultural, but to the regular sane person merely pretentious.

ABSTRACT ARTIST: This old boot stuck to a canvas represents fading life and lost integrity....
TEENAGER: Uh, yeh, dude, it's just an artsy fartsy old boot.

by Helen Partallama November 9, 2010

Farsting

1. The act of talking incessantly about ideas, situations, or circumstances without knowing the information of the subject involved.

2. babbling incoherently in a manor often offensive.

3. Other uses and/or spellings: To FARST, FARSTED, FARST.

1. He was FARSTING about football, though he has never played or watched a game.

2. The drunk in the bar is FARSTING, talking a lot, but saying little to nothing at all.

by Dr. Anthoney Horse April 4, 2010

fagstyle

pretty much the worst thing you can be called. often used on posers, and people who think theyre sick but really their fagstyle. derived from a seat cover, literally means the style of a fag. anyone else can fuck off.

matty: hey that new scooter you got is dope, can i ride it????
jaquan: yeah dude just dont go over 15mph, it will break, and the pink star wars stickers will fall off.

Jack: look at those kids on that fagstyle scooter over there. lets go beat their asses.
Billy the kid: alright dude first im gonna take this roxi.

by swerty gert February 9, 2019

farty breath

Halitosis (bad breath). One who has halitosis.

Get away from me, farty breath.

by Wolly November 1, 2002

Ak-Farty7

An unintentional fart that comes out in pieces that are usually low-pitch and short.

War Buddy: Awwww crap, the Jihads got us surrounded!
You: Dont worry, I'll blow them away with my Ak-Farty7
(Both laugh uncontrollably for five seconds)
You:...
War Buddy:...
You:...
War Buddy:...We should probably do something about those Jihads.

by djcrunkyskunk December 9, 2010

farty party

A backyard party where baked beans is one on the main dishes.

During the farty party I had last weekend my neighbor called the police and I was issued a citation for creating a public health hazard.

by Coriolus October 16, 2008

fartying

When one has intimate relations with another that is so pleasurable and powerful, that he/she feels no shame or discomfort passing gas during the act.

The BJ that Brenda was working on me last night made me feel so good and relaxed, that she had me fartying and neither of us even cared.

by mkurly August 22, 2011