farquaads porch

An onomatopoeia for the "Archons Forge" area in the 2016 video game Destiny: Rise of Iron, by Bungie Software. It is a mind-numbingly boring arena you must fight through, as if a miniature, malicious monarch set it up.
Hey, wanna grind some rounds at Farquaads Porch to get a 400 light ghost drop? RNGesus has not been kind to me today.
by naruto uzumakemewet March 28, 2017
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Lord Farquaad

A tiny trap with a Karen haircut A total ass
by HailRussia September 29, 2019
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Lord Farquaad energy

Influential, aggressive males under 5'7. Value respect and allegiance above all else. Often hard-working and aggressive as an outcome of compensation. When you come across one, you can just tell: their favorite character in the film Shrek is Lord Farquaad.

An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.
Fiona: His empire is hot but his insecurity is not.
Lucy: He's got serious Lord Farquaad Energy.
by nolandc August 14, 2019
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apple berry farquaad

when someone lies to you or your board in general you yell this and be told to shut up
by _ hijack _ October 17, 2018
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Lord Farquaad n Squad

A group of people, whom posses an extreme hate towards ham sandwiches, consists of people named Ikra, Zahra, Aminah, Jasmine and Erin. Of course, not to forget, the leader - Lord Farquaad.
Person 1: Gee, I do hate ham, don't you Zahra?
Person 2: Omg yes Ikra.
Person 3: Yes b
Person 1 & 2: Shut up Aminah Lord Farquaad n Squad are gonna kick you out.
by Lord Farquaad n Squad December 09, 2016
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Farquaad

A Farquaad is an arrogant man/male who makes others feel inferior through posturing and excessively asserting themselves during conversations.

They present themselves as being of superior intellect and use their tone of voice to belittle others and minimise attention when proven incorrect.

They are a caricature of a person. You sense inauthenticity & bravado when around this person.

The term Farquaad comes from the Shrek character Lord Farquaad.
You are having a meal with a group of friends and a guy is telling you exactly what he thinks about a topic and why your stance is incorrect. You start to feel less intelligent than him & begin to doubt your thoughts - even though you know you are correct.

He's a farquaad.
by SCD123 March 02, 2024
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Farquaad

If you get called this YOUR SHORT AND HAVE NEVER TALKED TO A WOMEN
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