farofl

The middle eastern equivalent to rofl

Person 1: "Your mom is so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck"

Person 2: "farofl"

by AlfonsoFromMeat November 16, 2010

Froffle

A frozen Waffel, freshly taken out of a Freezer. Makes good, quick, meals for any lazy teenager.

Person1: "Hey, what do you want to have for lunch?
Person2: "I don't know... I'm too tired to make anything... want some Froffles???"

by G4M3R N3RD August 23, 2011

fapoffsturbate

To touch oneself in a manner that produces a "fapping" sound often resulting in wasted kleenex and dick cheese. Due to lacking alternatives, it's popularity has constantly risen since women were given rights.

John: Hey Joe, seeing as you're a pathetic loser who can't seem to get a girl, would it be a stretch to say that you fapoffsturbate whilst self-inducing asphyxiation to help yourself fall asleep at night?

Joe: ... huh...?

John: Oh, I'm simply implying that you have a lot of time on your hands.

by j1zZ January 3, 2011

Fagoff

you fagged off

Liam is a fagoff

by Fagoff November 5, 2019

fagoff

An often yet not always "thank GOD" closet case homo or bi sexual male that does not act queer or feminine but in private or out of public viewing has an almost 2nd personality entirely feminine at times. Like a "queen".
-Draicore

"Holy shit that guy is not straight and has a wife and kids and brags about women he sleeps with and prances them around with him but hes such a Fagoff it is upsetting he doesn't come out of the closet and stop hurting people and himself..."

by Draicore September 17, 2019

Fagoff

a republican, homophobic closeted gay guy who hates and stereotypes gay men and SJWs

"billy is the biggest fagoff that i have ever had the misfortune of speaking to, he thinks all Beyoncé's fans are flamboyant gay men and SJWs who constantly play the race card but is also obsessed with taylor swift and miley cyrus, two woman who only represent white feminsm while ignoring the struggles of WOC, something just isn't right with that picture"

"he kinda is somewhat right, alot of her fans are gay men and feminists or whatever SJWs means"

"and what the fuck am i, a potato? i'm a straight male and enjoy Beyoncé's music, did you know he's also republican?"

"what kind of gay man is republican?"

"i know right, ofc the fagoff likes tayble stiff and miley virus"

"'tayble stiff' 'miley virus' boy i- skskskksksksss"

by seychills14 August 14, 2019

froffin

something or somebody cool, or just great or fabulous. This word is described to as something or someone to be awesome to the max. Sometimes used to describe how attractive a person is or how tasty something is, or just the great level of awesome-ness of something.

"That picture is froffin to the max!"
"That ice-cream from yesterday is froffin."
"Wow! That concert was froffin!"

by cheesysnaps April 29, 2009