fornicate

To have sex, but before marriage. If you are married, then it's just pain sex. If you are married, see fuck.

If you are religious, fornicating can be against one of your beliefs.

by Joey Blanchette May 18, 2005

fermitate

The redneck method for making any type of wine, beer, or liquor.

Jason had to stop at a convenient store on his way to work to pick up some roadies because his wife dumped the beer out of his thermos and his homemade wine didn't fermitate yet.

by Mike Payne July 27, 2008

fornicate

When you bone the bejesus out of someone.

Me and your old lady fornicated all night long while you were at work.

by nonimac December 28, 2007

I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate

I really don't think I'd like to do that.

Would you like to watch dancing with the stars? "I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate"

by Quackers12345 December 12, 2010

forticate

To shove a dick up anothers ass.

I forticated yohan's mom's ass last night.

by lerris May 13, 2005

furnicate

Molest or otherwise commit foul acts with tables, chairs, sideboards etc

Jim-Bob contracted a serious case of splinters attempting to furnicate with his new stripped pine cabinet.

by Timberhound November 6, 2008

Fornicate

To slam the jam, in polite, conservative company.

"I say, would you like to fornicate?"

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003