stereo farted

the act of farting on both sides of a person

Damnit......john and sarah just stereo farted me, it sucks to sit in between them

by the chewbaca hunter October 15, 2011

evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop

Someone named Evie farted on your plant then goes outside to poop.

Evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop

by Eviepie January 28, 2021

Who farted?

A question that you ask when someone has said something incredibly rude, stupid, offensive, or otherwise awkward and antisocial.

Guy 1: Like, as far as I'm concerned, those people deserved to be bombed ....
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?

by ring-tailed roarer April 3, 2011

Fonted

When a web contributor pastes in content with font styling, overriding the existing fonts on the site. Often occurs when an author pastes in text from Microsoft Word, bringing along some trashy, multicolored Times New Roman.

Andy: Hey Jason, somebody fonted on your front page.
Jason: Oh disgusting!! VOM!
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(quiet cubicle farm)
Loud disembodied voice: WHO FONTED?!

by andyfowler August 21, 2008

FaintedSad

Known for his youtube Channel and his popular Series 'How Is twitter free' .

"Bro did you see the new Video from Faintedsad

by DJBIGPP March 28, 2020

Brain Farted

An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.

The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.

by IbagM21 January 3, 2015

She farted I darted

During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye

peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)

(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no

*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*

by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019