lollipops and fancy pants

The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.

Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.

Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"

by CinnamonBear June 7, 2019

Face Fancy

Facial Hair, a moustache or a beard or a moustache beard combination. Something that makes your face look fancy.

David Bellamy has a massive face fancy

by bexywoo June 7, 2009

Fanny dog

A small dog trained by a woman(Often with Marmite) to perform oral services.

She's not had a bloke for ages; she'll be getting a fanny dog soon, no doubt.

by Shagnasty1947 November 12, 2012

fanny features

A scottish saying for one who has the qualities of a vagina.

Aw naw at least I'm not a fanny features!

by annonXD October 16, 2008

pole fancy

Another word for homosexual

Bruce from family guy is a pole fancy

by kstan34 May 26, 2010

fanny attack

when a person goes mental because of some thing small or insignificant

dude calm down, ur having a fanny attack!

by marsbarpants January 22, 2009

fanny rice

Fanny rice often known as pussy rice is when a female wipes after urinating leaving a residue of wet rolled up toilet paper in the crevices of her vagina strongly resembling grains of white rice...

Damn, I licked a girl out last night, wish she'd washed first, got Fanny rice stuck in my teeth

by Happy flappy bird April 14, 2017