fannybaws

derogatory term applicable to anyone failing to see the light

he's a fannybaws

by Fog June 13, 2003

fannybatter

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.

fannybatter Often found encrusted in the lady's quim after a heavy session of hiding the sausage or drinking from the furry love cup. Often also found liberally coating mattrasses in catholic girls' school dormitories after a heavy session of clamjousting.

Has a delicate aroma similar to kippers or, perhaps, salted anchovies which, as it happens, are the principle ingredient of Gentlemen's Relish.

by The_Fly_UK January 28, 2009

fannybandit

one who steals random womens asses and takes them home to use as pillows and/or a sex toys. the blood acts as a lube

guy: are those butt sculptures on your bed? wtf!
other guy: oh, theyre not sculptures, im a fannybandit
guy: ...

by axeman99 March 22, 2011

fannybaws

NewAge term for twatface.

Originated in Glasgow.

"What do you think of Tony Blair? The man's a fannybaws!"

by Andi wif an I December 28, 2004

fannybaws

Fannybaws (from "Fanny" and "Balls") used to describe a weak feminine male who prefers to talk, rumour monger, about a personal problem rather than deal direct. A "fannybaws" of a man is also depicted as a "sweetie wife" (a natterbox, bletherite of a rumour monger) who will chat in an effeminate manner like an aul' Grannie Mutchie instead of sorting out the problem like a man. A Fannybaws of a man will natter, blether, rumour monger about another person generally to women or anyone who will listen. Example of usage talking about a male sitting with a group of women chatting would be... "Wid ya look at Fannybaws natterin away like an aul' bletherin granny mutchie talkin pesh fae Scotland". Or addressing a male who can't work or won't work... "Hey fannybaws get yersel a proper job like a real man". Or addressing a male fibbing to a Granny Mutchie about his unpaid rent..."Fannybaws shut yer hole and gonnae no sweetie wife to granny mutchie an pay yer bill like a man".

Fannybaws gonnae nae do tha' bletherin pesh like a granny mutchie an' pay yer bill like a man!

by jamesedinburgh May 23, 2016

fannybaws

A word which has it's origins in the west coast of Scotland,dated from around the turn of the new millenium, often used to "wind-up" anyone associated with or employed by celtic football club

Arthur "the claw" Duncan

by DMONEY December 26, 2004

Fannybash

A word of affection between lesbians.

It refers to their sexual antics and their general sexuality.

"Awwh, you're such an adorable fannybash!!"

"Hey fannybash, wanna go for a ride!?"

by adorablefannybash November 2, 2009