fandanglement

Predicament of a particularly complex, trivial and often humorous nature.

Often a fandanglement will have an unexpected positive outcome or at the very least will be a humorous tale to be told over libations and in the company of good friends.

Golly Gee, that is quite a fandanglement. Please pass the malt liquor winston.

by cyber penguin August 5, 2011

Fandango

Trying hard to be cool, in an ostentatioius or overly obvious way, usually with style of dress but also can include mannerisms or behavior.

Man, look at the fandango outfit that he's wearing -- it's pathetic. Did he have to go for the sequins, too?

by Golf maven May 7, 2005

Fandangler

A male reproductive organ

his fandangler was so long, we called him tripod.

by Aruba July 2, 2004

Fandanglery

Fandanglery is describes the sound of ballsacks.

Stop all that fandanglery

by Dick Circle February 28, 2005

Fandango Commercial Murder Rage

The desire to murder the creators of the Fandango movie commercials, wasting important time in a person's movie-going experience and wishing they had spent their money somewhere else.

I had a good 20 minutes of commercials at the movies last night, I almost went into a Fandango Commercial Murder Rage.

by Stuntmanjd October 4, 2009

ass fandangler

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

fandango

Provokative spanish courtship dance for a man and woman

We skipped the light Fandango and turned cartwheels....

by Anonymous June 3, 2003