failslut

A person who would be defined as a slut, except their promiscuous attempts are in vain.

Person 1: Dude, that girl's saggy tits are almost hanging out for everyone to see. She leaves nothing up to the imagination!

Person 2: ...which is ironic, because she isn't getting any. What a failslut lololol

by invisibleunicycle January 31, 2009

Jesus Faist

A cultish fake religion created by theatre brats where participants worship Michael Faist.

"Sacrifice that little child over there for our lord and savor Jesus Faist"

by WhinnieDaPotatoSalad January 18, 2021

Mike Faist

A broadway actor who played Morris Delancey in newsies, and Connor Murphy in Dear Evan Hansen. Mike has his own broadway trading card from his time in Newsies. He also has really great hair, and deserves a tony award.

Mike Faist is really good at tap dancing.

by Senshi Pie July 17, 2018

Faisa

A really down to earth person. Reaaaaally sweet and caring. She's very nice and talkative and shes very beautiful too.

Anne: Who's she
Andy: Faisa! You dont know her!!!!!

by Jakey Falkey December 21, 2009

Faisal

A trend setter. A person that everyone wants to impress and can't hate, Handsome and your lucky to have a son named Faisal, it brings good luck.

King Faisal is the king of Saudi’s Arabia

by Faisal Alrazooqi June 11, 2018

je fais caca

"I am pooping" in french

jo:dude where are you?
automessage from kristin: je fais caca

by koyton August 9, 2006

Faisel Jaffer

A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".

Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!

by SquidofManitou August 31, 2016