faketionary

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by yardardar April 8, 2021

facetious

Unique as the only word in the English language to sound like a variation of it's slang definition. In other words: It sounds like it may actually mean "full of feces" although it does not...but it does mean full of shit.

After telling that joke he said he was being facetious, but we all know he was just looking for a smarter sounding way of saying he was full of shit.

by MoTremper September 6, 2007

Facetious

Giving a sarcastic answer,to show how obvious something is.

My mates and I saw a film on Saturday night.

You mean at the cinema?

No,in the garden shed,of course at the cinema!

That's being facetious.

by SomeoneNew December 18, 2012

Facetious

Literally just Elijah

Stop being so facetious Elijah

by hi.my.name.is.charlee June 27, 2019

Facetiousismistically

A word used by douche goblins who place it in words, to sound more intelligent. In the real world, it means sarcastically

Doucheking: Me and my brahs were in Aeropostale and the worker was like, "are you looking for anything" and i said "No, we were trying to find tacos" facetiousismistically. Hahahaah, my bros were laughing like crazy.

Joe: Riiiiight... hehe(courtesy laugh) well im gonna head out now...

Doucheking: Peace brosquit!

Joe: yeh...uh sure

by Doucheking-Away August 27, 2009

facetious

The only word that has A E I O U in it in that order

Did you know that 'facetious' is the only word that has A E I O and U in order?

by Ein Wrose April 23, 2011

falitio

The act of oral sex on a male
(I think it's spelt with one 'l', but I'm not entirely sure...)

I gave him falitio last night

by Chloee INIT November 18, 2007