Fakescapade

A midnight rendezvous in which 2 people are highly intoxicated and repeatedly have fake sex.

Yolanda and Weston had an epic fakescapade last weekend on the way home.

by FoxyRoxy11 November 24, 2010

Fakesale

A bake sale for fund raising or charity that is selling store-bought or pre-packaged baked goods.

Bakesale, more like Fakesale, you didn't even bake those Costco-ass cookies.

by Shouldhavebeenlars May 24, 2016

Fakecare

When your roommate makes you take care of their pet that you hate.

Roommate 1 "I'm going out of town for two weeks. Will you take care of my cat? "
Roommate 2 "Sure, I'll fakecare of your cat"

by Macaully McCulkin May 19, 2016

Fakecare

(n.) The GOP's war against socialized medicine, known in America as Obamacare, whose ultimate goal is to repeal the latter and replace it with a crude scheme that will ensure that lives of the non-rich Americans will be as nasty, short , and brutish as the insurance companies want them to be.

(v). to pass a bill repealing and replacing Obamacare.

The Senate is expected to fakecare the new health bill before the 4th of July weekend.

by londonsufist July 13, 2017