(so named because fitness plans/programs, even those taken as new years' resolutions, often go unresolved):
a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
Conversation a week before St Valentine's 2013:
boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.
boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.
boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.
boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?
boy 1) yup just about right.
boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.
boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.
boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.
boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?
boy 1) yup just about right.
by Sexydimma December 31, 2012
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"Phew my 10 min walk was pretty intense, good thing there is pizza here at Planet Fitness to replenish my fat and carbohydrates ... "
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Gym teacher: pulls out boombox
Class: oh yay we finally get some music to work out to
Boombox: the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder as you continue
Class: Kills themselves
Class: oh yay we finally get some music to work out to
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Class: Kills themselves
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Get the the fitness gram pacer test mug.A rapidly growing fitness club located primarily in Northwest Indiana and the Chicagoland area. With a flat rate of $19.95 a month with a small sign up fee, Cardinal's prices give you the basic equipment you need to get in shape for a price that blows away its large competitors (e.g. XSport, Bally's, YMCA). Another upside of Cardinal Fitness is that you can workout without having to see sweaty euro-trash douchebags wearing white jeans and express graphic tees to the gym.
Dan: Dude let's sign up to Xsport for the summer.
Mike: And pay $90 more to workout in an overcrowded gym with outdated equipment while listening to the latest shitty techno remix? I'm going to Cardinal Fitness.
Mike: And pay $90 more to workout in an overcrowded gym with outdated equipment while listening to the latest shitty techno remix? I'm going to Cardinal Fitness.
by Razmatazz42 June 16, 2009
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Ronne coleman super mega,giga,tera, peta xploding preworkout doesn't really do anything special you say? You'll be getting a visit from the fitness mafia very soon for your negative comments.
All the preworkouts and protein powders are virtually the same thing? Watch your fucking back ,the fitness mafia now has a hit on you.
You said so called natural bodybuilders aren't natural, don't actually use any of the supplements they say they do and are on every steroid imaginable? Say your fucking prayers kid,your as good as dead.
Ronne coleman super mega,giga,tera, peta xploding preworkout doesn't really do anything special you say? You'll be getting a visit from the fitness mafia very soon for your negative comments.
All the preworkouts and protein powders are virtually the same thing? Watch your fucking back ,the fitness mafia now has a hit on you.
You said so called natural bodybuilders aren't natural, don't actually use any of the supplements they say they do and are on every steroid imaginable? Say your fucking prayers kid,your as good as dead.
Guy 1: Hey bro just got some Arnold Super Ronnie Coleman kai green "Super pump" Electric black lightning XPLODE preworkout!
Guy 2: You know that shit doesn't really do anything unique right? Its just a bunch of caffiene and creatine like all preworkouts.
Guy 1: Wow dude your an idiot, ronnie coleman and kai green take this,im gonna get big as fuck!
Guy 2: -sigh- Another victim of the fitness mafia lies.
Guy 1: whatever dude, i also got some giga max PUMP genetically modified ronnie coleman cum whey.
Guy 2: Fucking moron.
Guy 2: You know that shit doesn't really do anything unique right? Its just a bunch of caffiene and creatine like all preworkouts.
Guy 1: Wow dude your an idiot, ronnie coleman and kai green take this,im gonna get big as fuck!
Guy 2: -sigh- Another victim of the fitness mafia lies.
Guy 1: whatever dude, i also got some giga max PUMP genetically modified ronnie coleman cum whey.
Guy 2: Fucking moron.
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