Failbook

An image board run by the "Cheezburger Network" showcasing funny images of various facebook posts.

-Taken directly from failbook-

Hailey -censored-:oh dear lord...

Kylan -censored-:What's the matter?

Hailey -censored-:Well, i just found out that my boyfriend is THIRTEEN.

Kylan -censored-:What!

Hailey -censored-:Yeah. Holy hell.

Mckenzie -censored-:Whoa...

by Too Much Toast June 22, 2010

Failboxing

verb

(1)To failbox is to fail or mess up something in a huge way.

(2)To be a failboxer is to be someone who failboxes.
(3) to beatbox horribly

(1)"Yo man i saw you trip down those stairs. You totally failboxed right there"
(2)"shut up you're such a failboxer"
(3)"Dude, that was not beat boxing. That was failboxing."

by winteroiceo February 25, 2010

Failbox

to fail so epicly that you are not just one fail, but a whole box of fail.

person a: that guys voice just cracked like a 13 year old boy!

person b: what a failbox.

by pftcha ima ninja June 27, 2009

failbox

This is the packaging of any new device that you feel compelled to keep just in case the device fails in the first couple of weeks and the store will expect it to be returned in the original box.

I have a cupboard full of failboxes I can't throw away just yet.

by Icedvovo51 July 27, 2011

Failboat Captain

Person who fails so much he gets to lead the Failboat. Must be of scottish descent.

Daz is the Failboat Captain! He gets wrecked.. Repeatedly!

by Comanche Man August 16, 2008

failbomb

A device, machine, or other construct that will inevitably fail, given enough time, and that will be devastating in the amount of fail it causes when it does.

This 1 TB SSD is worth by far more than the rest of my entire computer, but it's a ticking failbomb.

by Ardvaark March 31, 2014

Failboat

Thing you cannot spell without the L

Can't spell failboat without the L

by Nintendrew February 11, 2023