fail

someone who does insanely stupid thing very often.

she failed when she put 2 cds into her computer at once

by mr.incognito_coolbeans June 3, 2010

fail

1) the act of not doing something correctly; screwing up

2) a person that fails a lot

1) wow way to fail at such a simple task

2) stef you are a fail

by badkarma090 January 18, 2009

fail

Fail: When a group of retarded noobs at school thing fps games are better on xbox 360 other than computer, but its just because they suck. They also want alienware computers that cost 3000+$ but sadly the only game they play on the computer is Miniclip and runescape

fAGrunscape232: Oh man dude!!!@!@!@!11!! dID yoU SeE ME CalL that GuY On RunesCape A NOOB? LOL
Normal Kid: Dude, why are you saying lol in real life? Your such a failure.



Kid: I own halo 3 dude i bet i can kick your bosom
Teh_better_kid: dude dual analog fps is for noobs, go get some skills and go install cs.
Kid: Mheheemheeeeeeee i bet i can own you in any game
Kid downloads css
Kid: SO umm SO IS THERE ANY BAZZOOOKAZ IN DIS GAME? Aww man, what about a BRLAASTER LAZORS PISHTOLL?
Teh_better_kid: Stfu and lets get owned.
5 minutes later
Better kid--42-0 Kid 0-42




Spoiled little bitch kid: Dude im getting an alienware for christmas, jelous? (starts rubbing it in like a fagget)
Kid:I dont care, I already have custom computer, so what games are you planning on getting?
Spoiled little bitch kid: umm i play runescape and miniclip
Kid: O.O your such a fag (walks away)

by xLotus March 16, 2009

fail

A frivolous word used to emphasize a predisposed incident, resulting in displeasure and usually nonchalant humor poorly portrayed by nearby companions.

*headsho-"HUMILIATION!"

Player:"EPIC FAIL, NOOB!"

Cortez1337:"stfu"

.........

Cortez1337:"noob"

by mojojojo's8=>~~~ April 10, 2009

fail

The real slang fail actually comes from party foul. It is commonly used when something goes wrong or does not fit the atmosphere of the situation. "Party Foul" is basically now being replaced by "FAIL" (Search Party Foul).

if someone spills beer -- "FAIL"
if someone breaks something -- "FAIL"
if someone embarrasses themselves -- "FAIL"
if someone does anything wrong -- "FAIL"

by fay-le April 14, 2009

fail

If you fail, you sucked so badly at something that your incredibly suckiness broke the Universe, made angels cry, and made God piss blood. To fail is to not succeed ... in an embarrassing, tardish manner. Fail can be used either as one word, in a sentence, or as part of a complicated rant. Words such as 'uber' or 'mega' can also be added. Fail can also be used as a prefix for another word, such as 'boat'. Do not overuse it, or you will fail.

FAIL.
What the hell? You fail.
You are made of fail.
Uberfail.
Megafail.
Get back on the failboat, Morgan.

by Nubcakes Smith January 5, 2008

fail

If you fail, you sucked so badly at something that your incredibly suckiness broke the Universe, made angels cry, and made God piss blood. To fail is to not succeed ... in an embarrassing, tardish manner. Fail can be used either as one word, in a sentence, or as part of a complicated rant. Words such as 'uber' or 'mega' can also be added. Fail can also be used as a prefix for another word, such as 'boat'. Do not overuse it, or you will fail.

FAIL.
What the hell? You fail.
You are made of fail.
Uberfail.
Megafail.
Get back on the failboat, Morgan.

by Nubcakes Smith January 6, 2008