go-faster stripes

Racing stripes, especially if found on an otherwise unremarkable car.

Check out that dork's rice burner! It even has go-faster stripes!

by iano July 18, 2006

fatster

an obese young person with a enthusiastic interest in contemporary alternative pop culture specifically music and fashion.

- look at that guy he seems pretty chill, almost like a hipster but fat

- yeah he's a fatster

by danne April 11, 2011

go-faster's

Term which originated in the military in reference to running shoes.

You little shits better find some go-faster's or I will PT you til you fucking die.

by B. Pietsch February 3, 2008

slapster fapster

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018

Daddy Faster

you know what it means?

Daddy: I will go slow okay? or faster if you want
daughter: Yes daddy faster fuckkk

by Colby brock is hot fuck fuck m April 23, 2021

Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!

A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!

Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!

Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?

Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009

Kentucky Go Faster

1. Stickers, usually automotive performance related (e.g. JEGG'S, STP, MILODON, MALLORY, MSD, WEIAND) placed in the back windows or rear quarter windows of a crapped out car with the intention of making it look more like a race car. Most often seen on but not limited to late 60's early 70's musclecars. 2. A Rock-a-Billy band formed by the leftover members of the late 80's punk-metal fusion band "Sweaty Nipples" after the original base player and drummer died in a homosexual suicide pact.

Ernie had a crapped out primered 71 duster with glasspacks and kentucky go fasters plastered all over his windows.

by Mad_Marx January 19, 2007