faggards

people who think they are better than everyone else but are actually stupid and gay.

Those people are such faggards. Funny thing is, they have no idea how gay and stupid they are.

by Air Jordan 23 October 4, 2008

Faggaboose

N. - A derivative of the word fag or faggot.

1. When said in this form, it adds that little extra something to "emphasize the gay." Whether or not the other party finds this "endearing" is at your discretion and risk.

2. Used to call out posers/fakers.

3. Also used as a quick-action call-out for someone who is clearly lying about his sexual prowess. For best effect, the emphasis here is to use it at the EXACT moment of the lie. For every second you wait, it loses potency.

Metrosexual: OMG, smell this lotion!!
Normal Guy: You're such a faggaboose.

White-bread: Yo, whut up my negros?!
Normal Guy: Shut up, faggaboose.

The Exaggerator: Dude, I was with this chick last night...
Normal Guy: Oh whatever, faggaboose.

by Playswithwords December 16, 2008

faggaltarian

ugly, faggish vegetarian

YES! He is such a faggaltarian!

by marzyoyo July 16, 2010

Faggage

The mental baggage left over from a previous gay relationship.

Friend 1: Hey, there's Lisa.
Friend 2: What? Shit, don't let Rebecca see her. Those two have some serious faggage.

by Wittimancer August 8, 2010

faggard

A closeted homosexual who covers up his homosexuality by acting the part of an evagelical christian homophobe who prostelytizes against gays from the pulpit while secretly having a homosexual relationship with a gay male prostitute and smoking meth.

The Colorado Springs preacher turned out to be a faggard and caused much pain to his family because of his deceptions.

by PedalPusher November 15, 2006

faggadocio

Similar to braggadocio, faggadocio involves bragging or otherwise calling attention to a same-sex attraction, often seemingly out of nowhere. Sufferers of faggadocio have often come out of the closet very recently and think the entire world will be shocked by it.

"I was talking to Sarah about university, and she said 'Most people don't know I have a degree in biochemical engineering. Because I'm gay.' Weird, huh?"
"Yeah, she just came out to her parents so she's a bit of a faggadocio right now. She'll calm down when she realizes that enjoying a box lunch doesn't make you special."

"Hey, Kevin."
"I'M GAY."
"Er, congratulations?"
"Sorry, I'm filled with faggadocio and I just had to tell someone."

by Meredith Baxter February 25, 2010

Fagatron 5000

A machine that turns any random bystander into a fag. Manufactured by Sony.

Guy 1: Hey bro, what happened to John?
Guy 2: Oh man, John got hit by the Fagatron 5000. Now he's a fag.
Guy 1: Damn it, I wanted to hang out with him soon.

by SpookLuc:) May 24, 2016