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An annoying piece of shit that seems to pop up on every internet related page you open
"God dammit, there are too many advertisements on this website."
by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus November 17, 2017
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A popular company's way of wasting the little time we have on this Earth for their own financial benefit.
Person 1: "Dude! You can watch advertisements and get shit for free"
Person 2: "Its not free you cunt, you're paying with your soul"
by Beepboopboopbap March 1, 2018
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A way of showing a person group of a product or program in order to make money for said product or program.

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by ESBirdnerd March 2, 2021
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A fucking piece of shit 1 minute advertisement that you cannot skip and have to waste 1 minute of your life.
Person A watches YouTube.
*Click on video*
*le wild adv appears!*
Person A: I will just skip.
*Tries to skip but cannot.*

Original Skip Bar Reads: video will play after advertisement.

Person A looks at advertisement duration
1 min

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by RightPurpose February 3, 2019
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A advertisment that randomly pops up when you are checking out a web page. One that you will never look but only look for the close key.
I was checking a webstie when a badvertisement popped up and I instantly clicked close!
by youalreadyknow722 November 29, 2010
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A public announcement. Almost always seen on TV, online or in a newspaper. Usually shortened to 'Ad'
Person 1: Hey, have you seen that crazy weight loss advertisement (Ad)?
Person 2: Yeah, it's so annoying!
by ElsaSnowQueen February 1, 2014
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Another great cruel sex move! This one is from Ontario, Canada:
While having sex in the doggy position the male pulls out and proceeds to spit (saliva) on their partners back. Thinking that a load of semen has been dropped and sex is over, the said partner turns around to kiss her lover, only to have the real load shot square in his/her face! Classic!
Humiliated, Suzy dumped Billy shortly after he gave her the false advertisement.
by Randy Young May 13, 2005
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