Falköping

The second most pitiful town in Sweden

Falköping

by STICKDINSOPA December 30, 2010

Fooping

When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.

Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I was taking a crap the other day, and I farted while crapping, it was great."

--Person 2:"Ya I love when then happens, did you know its called fooping?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"

by BradS January 5, 2007

Fooping

The act of masturbation while pooping.

I saved time today by Fooping this morning before i had to go to work.

by EpicBobbyBlast July 23, 2010

Fooping

(verb): To have sexy time with someone and to also enjoy their fecal matter simultaneously.

Pronounced like pooping except with an F instead of a P.

(Noun): Foop

Speaker 1- I heard Jack and Jill went up the hill and they didn't get the bucket of water. Instead they used the bucket to clean up after they start fooping.

Speaker 2- :o No way.

by Foopmasta August 3, 2011

faceping

When a girl wants to chat up a guy but also wants to play hard-to-get at the same time, she just says "Hi" in facebook chat, and guy will "take over" the conversation from there.

Samantha (on facebook): Hi
Dick (on facebook): Oh hi samantha, how are you?
* silence *
Dick (on facebook): Pretty boring day huh?
* silence. Dick, sensing a faceping prods on *
Dick (on facebook): So, any news?
Samantha (on facebook, faking disinterest): meh

by frustro May 16, 2009

Facebooping

The Lazy art of sitting on the bathroom throne exploring/posting on Facebook while performing a #2.

Dude, I totally commented on your status while I was facebooping!

by El Jefe Mariachi March 5, 2011

Faceooping

The act of facebooking while taking a dump!

I was on the bowl Faceooping what was on my mind

by JG24fan June 5, 2011