Fapoon

Fapoon is a general word, much like blarg, to be used in place of interjections and other words. It is a combination of the words "Fap" and "Spoon", though it has nothing to do with either word.

Also spelled "Fupoon", "Fahpoon", or, rarest, "F'poon".

Tim; Josh, I just ate the best Macaroni and Cheese with my spork!

Josh; Was it Kraft?

Tim; No, it was Velveeta.

Josh; Oh. Fapoon.

by Hoshwa April 8, 2011

Fanooni

A slang term for transsexuals getting it on.

had a great fanooni last night with Francine

by frankensence July 24, 2011

fanoonoo

another word for vagina. me and my friends use this term a lot, rather than using the "v" word.

vagina- fanoonoo

by ekoorbeckrd November 4, 2013

facoochie

fishy coochie

Bro Sophie has a facoochie.

by hotdad1738 February 9, 2019

Factong

A misspelling of "Facting" used as an adjective to describe something that is a fact, or something that is generally great, it is often used with the "speaking head" emoji.

"Apples are better than oranges!"
"My boy Jay you are FACTONG!"

by Migzzo January 26, 2022

de toute facon

french version of "anywho" "anyways" "anyhow" "anywhom" ect.

that one guy: so did you here that betty got a boob job?

the other person: wtf mate?! DE TOUTE FACON!

by durka akrad May 14, 2006

Facon

Artificial bacon for vegetarians made from corn fed pigs or something.

Consistency of an old school tie when cooked.For best results fry lightly in animal fat ;-)

As Hilary tucked into her facon and egg muffin she explained that fish didn't really count as they dont have fur and yes that proves she was a vegetarian.

by cpRtech July 17, 2007