facestalk

To stalk someone on facebook, by either commenting on one's status constantly, posting on one's wall, or commenting on photos the person is in.

Alternatively, one can 'like' every status of the stalkee

I hate that bitch, so I annoyed her by facestalking her for a week.

by beanstalkninja March 15, 2009

facespooked

that sudden shock when an old friend (or enemy) from your past finds you on Facebook

my 25th hs reunion is coming up...seems i'm facespooked daily.

by lyricmyoos February 24, 2009

facestalking

n. The act of stalking someone on facebook. Though has been known to backfire thanks to apps like top stalker, it has been useful for lazy stalkers to keep up on their favorite targets.

Dude, this chick in my photography class has no idea I'm facestalking her.

by Number13 September 20, 2010

facestab

verb, to forcibly insert an object (usually a knife) into a person or animal's face.

noun, used to describe a situation, often unfavorably

verb, "If you don't shut up about your sister's operation and take off your pants, I'll facestab you!"

noun, "Your parents died in a car accident AND you lost your wallet? That's a facestab."

by Facestab February 8, 2007

Facestake

A quickly regretted decision, made out of nostalgia or pity, to accept a Facebook friend request from someone who turns out to be as big a loser as ever.

Brandy was a huge Facestake, dude. She's totally stuck in the past and she keeps sending me virtual cocktails.

by Lottie P October 6, 2008

facestalker

A person of whom preys on the weak and addicted in the facebook world. These "facestalkers" spend every spare minute looking at everyones status update, new photos and potential friends or 'hotties'..
Such people are in need of serious help as once they begin the stalking, ending is near impossible!.

"hey you should totally check out.... he is so hot.. i'v been facestalking him"
"omg- your such a facestalker"

by facenessnessness February 4, 2010

Facestabbing

The art of applying a slam, inflicting an insult or gossipping on Facebook. The comment is done in such a way that the reader may not even know they, or someone they know, is being Facestabbed. If the reader is fortunate, a post from someone else will connect the dots and the reader will have an "I get it moment" and know that so and so has just been Facestabbed.

I didn't even realize that Laura was facestabbing Angie on Facebook the other day.

by Naffamily November 25, 2010