Facehate

To use Facebook as a platform to hate or complain on someone or something. Normally about a person, job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because the hate needs to be let out.

Facehate sample:

Rich hopes everything bad that can happen to a person, happens to Cody and him only.

by Cheeva August 6, 2009

Faceplaya

Someone who pokes several facebookers of the opposite sex, whether on their friends list or not!

im currently poking 25 girls on Facebook. 3 of whom i dont know. Does this qualify me as a Faceplaya?

by Johnbhoy1973 November 3, 2010

Faceplaint

Using the social media site Facebook to vent and complain in status updates. Furthermore, a faceplainter is someone who regularly posts faceplaints, annoying their friends almost daily with negative, trivial personal problems.

My "friend" complained yet again on facebook today. Her faceplaint post read: "I have such a headache and have to work until 3, wish I could go home and nap but I have to take the dog for a walk and then make myself dinner because my roomate can't cook and then I'll take a cold shower because the neighbor uses all the hot water and my hair will be fizzy just like it was today. Urg - I hate Monday to Saturday".

by sanplan March 9, 2012

Facepace

To walk aimlessly around and around a room or small area while on facebook staring at their moble screen waiting for someone to comment

You get so hooked on facebook your starting to facepace

(Plural) You have been facepacing for the last hour

by Dugite June 24, 2012

Facepalmery

The act of putting your palm to your face in a moment of stupidity.

"When my mother asked me to explain to her what "the shocker" was, i engaged in the act of facepalmery"

by SarahSnapShot August 27, 2009

faceplease

when everything you ever do on facebook is aimed to please a certain friend/group of friends, whom you hardly know.

"dude, do you have andy on facebook?"

"yeah, i always try to faceplease him"

by danstroyer March 17, 2010

emotional faceplant

when you suddenly go from very happy to very sad, whether it be from something that happened (breakup, striking out, cockblocked) or coming back from a manic episode.

(Guy A) Dude, I was really doing well until I said something wrong. Now she won't talk to me.

(Guy B) Wow, emotional faceplant.

by impslayer July 25, 2010