Facebang

The act of forcing a woman to perform fellatio upon yourself and slamming her face against your crotch. A synonym of "Facefuck."

I wanna facebang the secretary.

by youwishvirg August 4, 2009

facemat

It’s like a doormat except your face is the thing being used. It’s usually a skater boy wiping his shoes on your face and it’s more popular with teenagers.

Person 1: I can’t believe that he used you as a facemat, his shoes are dirty, and he smeared the dirt all over your face!
Person 2: That’s what facemats are for, better than doormats.

by doughbrough November 20, 2020

fademan

He who camps and hides

Where is has fademan run away to?

by Justin Wong February 11, 2004

facebanking

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook

'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''

by daniel75iv August 4, 2012

French Facemask

when a male places his balls over another mans eyes, and his penis over his nose to make a mask out of his genitalia..works best with passed out friend. In no way gay.

man we got a picture of me giving that guy a french facemask last nite after the bar

by Branden Warner August 15, 2006

Philadelphia Facemask

When a man busts a nut onto a drunk womans face while she is passed out. Then when the chick wakes up there is hardend ejaculate covering her face like a facemask.

"Last night Amanda was so drunk she passed out, so I gave her a Philadelphia Facemask. Then when she woke up we shot some pucks off her face to see how well it worked."

by JonRambo March 4, 2009

facemonkey

A monkey's face

Look at that facemonkey on that monkey!

by Ashabeth October 30, 2008