sledgehammer facelift

A violent act of rearranging someone's face with a sledgehammer; a song by Deathcore band, Rose Funeral.

The rioter gave their victim a sledgehammer facelift.

by Anime-Freak96 July 17, 2017

Toilet Facelift

A facial expression exhibited as a result of a loathsome, hideous or unwelcome experience.

After Duncan's ceaseless barbs over her advancing years, Wendy returned to the table sporting an irritable disposition and a toilet facelift.

by darchingHard July 2, 2019

faceist

a person who judges another potential mate/f*ck buddy/life partner on how good their face looks, and not on their personality

hey man, I was trying it on with x last night, but I didn't have a chance, she is a total faceist

by The Bollox August 3, 2007

facelift

A cosmetic change to the appearance or format of the online social networking site facebook-especially one that produces a significant

1) To this day, each successive facelift continues to draw criticism from facebook users, who routinely join groups protesting the changes to the sites appearance.

2) In it's most recent facelift, facebook introduce a news feed that notifies users of any recent activity by his or her facebook friends on the website.

by milton twain January 8, 2011

facelift

When someone wants to copy-and-paste someone's status on facebook to use as their own.

To "lift" one's update and re-post it on Facebook.

a.k.a. facelifting

After someone's status, a poster replies, "Hey, this is great. I want to re-post this as my status update, too. Mind if I facelift it?"

by tamalekings February 4, 2010

NASCAR Facelift

"NASCAR Facelift" describes the tightly-pulled-back hair style favored by lesser-educated women in the lower socio-economic class.

If that big mama's NASCAR Facelift was any tighter, she'd have a permanent grin."

by Georg Znaeym May 6, 2006

facelift

The act of stealing status updates from others' Facebook Profiles.

"Stupid as as stupid does." Facelifted from Forrest Gump.

by RayRaySki October 2, 2011