facehooky

The act of skipping out, or abandoning plans and using facebook in it's place. Usually implies not going to work, and then updating your status in facebook to identify what you are doing throughout the day.

Did you hear Brian got fired? He called out sick but he was really playing facehooky.

by holmes02 November 2, 2010

Facehooking

When one tries to garner attention from his or her facebook friends by writing something they think is clever, witty, or outrageous into their status update.

Did you see Jenna's Update? The milk in her fridge is green!

Don't comment. She's just Facehooking.

by TBayJ November 28, 2010

FaceHedge

A particularly fine Beard

His FaceHedge was the stuff of legend in teh Hipster community, with fully waxed tips flapping majestically in the breeze cycling his Penny Farthing around Shoreditch

by Wump7 July 21, 2017

facehosed

"Facehosed", as a verb:

A Facebook user caught trying to deceive others, and exposed via screenshots by another Facebook user.

'Yep, he's been facehosed. She posted the screenshot that proves he was trying to cover that one up!'

by Moen77 November 10, 2017

Facehooking

When females intentionally go on Facebook and post pictures, posts, and/or memes as to stimulate others sexually to use towards either inflating their ego/self esteem, flirting, or sexual favor in person or messaging. Also, used for cheating, hookups, and meeting someone.

She got on her phone and posted a filter picture with her cleavage bubbling out on Facebook to see what guys hit her up. Facehooking again.

by CincyTitan513 April 6, 2021

Facehole

Meaning the mouth

oh, that guy just got punched in the facehole

by moo62 September 10, 2010

Facehead

An insult you can give to one who has a face on their head. This insult works for pretty much everyone, seeing as a face is standard equipment on a head. It isnt meant to hurt anyones feelings, just something you use when you cant think of a real insult. Usually end up with follow-up insults such as noseface, or shoefoot.

1: Man you suck. You cant play madden for anything you cock jockey.
2: O yea, well... your a...uh...FACEHEAD! yeah, there.
1: Um,, what?
2: Yea thats right, you stupid facehead.
1: OK

by Barbarino April 15, 2006