facecap

the mentality one gets into when totally enthralled by facebook

'hell no, I didn't know I was suppposed to work today, I had my facecap on all day!'

by cravingjd December 8, 2009

Facerape

When someone subjects you to a visual against your will, with no warning. Example: naked fat chicks, blue waffles, elephantits of the balls etc.

Mike just faceraped me with a picture of and old grandma and her blue waffle!

by Mean Little Mama December 13, 2016

Facerapist

A person who is enthusiastic about snow fighting, but finds themselves unable to aim. Instead of making an attempt to improve their throw, they run up to their opponent and forcibly smash a lump of snow into their face. A facerapist is generally either the strongest or weakest snow fighter in an arena. Sometimes a normal snow fighter will become a face rapist when faced with a barrage of attacks from an opposing team, or when they have been hit while not playing.

Mike: Jesus, Adam, stop being such a facerapist and get rid of your aggro online.

by Gamerunknown December 13, 2008

facerape

When a man violates the face of a woman by kissing her in such a fashion that her face feels like it has been raped. Examples of this include but are not limited to; sloppy wet kissing, kisses that miss the mouth region, sucking of ones lips so hard that they turn an unnatural shade of red, and shoving of ones tongue deep into a woman's throat.

Men can be faceraped also, but the term "faceraped" is most commonly used by women.

Hannah: " I was at a bar last night and this drunk guy attacked me by giving me a nasty, wet, sloppy french kiss!"

Marie: "He faceraped you!"

by Mcbird June 24, 2009

facerape

The act of getting pwned in the face by a sniper rifle. Can be used as a noun or verb.

I'm gonna need constructive surgery for the facerape I received today.

by ScoutSaysBonk July 18, 2009

facerape

When a girl totally messes up her face with way too much make up, piercings etc.

guy: Look at that girl, what a total waste of a face
other guy: facerape..

by Berendonder June 11, 2009

facerape

The act of one or both drunks in a bar consistently making out for hours. No matter what song or situation, they continue to make out through the confusion. Through beer breath and goggles, the two continue to be joined at the tongue.

Dinger was blacked out last night and faceraped that girl all night long. His tongue must be sore because that was a three hour workout.

by Boonville All Star May 11, 2009