Facebitched

Is when someone is demolished in a social respect using the social networking site 'Facebook'.

Ah shit Brenda, you just got FACEBITCHED!

Fuck man, I've just been Facebitched. I hate Facebook.

by safedems June 16, 2009

Facebitch

Someone who puts up pictures or posts items on Facebook, intentionally or unintentionally that make you look bad.

Katy knew i didn't want that picture on Facebook from Kevin's party, but that whore put it on anyway. My nipples hanging out and i have a beer can in my hand...What a Facebitch

by brazil80 September 8, 2009

FaceDitch

When you and a friend are on Facebook, having an intense conversation, whether it be wall-to-wall, or inbox, and all of a sudden that person logs off without informing you, meanwhile you wait around for a notification telling you of their latest post.

Person 1: Whoa, you totally FaceDitched me earlier when I was telling you about that slut in our grade!
Person 2: O-M-G, SORRY, I had to go and didn't have a spare 2 seconds to post you telling you I was leaving.

by HeathyBoy5678 February 6, 2009

Facemoth

(n) People who immediately add comments or "likes" to a person's latest Facebook post, not unlike moths to a light in the night. Usually in response to something very interesting.

"Man, everybody was busy on Facebook today. I had like, 10 Facemoths to my latest on the basketball game".

by RBraleigh December 29, 2009

FaceBitch

When someone's Facebook status is always a comment about how he/she hates her life.

Person 1: Look at this status.
"(Name) is not going to the mall because her parents are retarded and should die."
Person 2: What a FaceBitch.

by The Connoisseur March 9, 2009

facebitch-slap

A metaphorical bitch-slap to someone with a Facebook wall post or comment.

Wall post: I had two headers in the soccer game today

Comment: That's not the first time you've taken a pair of balls to the face
Comment: facebitch-slap!!!

by Facepimp October 4, 2011

facebache

The headache you get when you facebook for too long.

"Man, I've been on facebook all day and now I've got a major facebache."

by Katharine Connolly January 15, 2008