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Facebookonality

The individual's Facebook personality as it is perceived by others from their post, likes, comments, emoji's, and other Facebook activity.
Person 1: " It is obvious it's 'Shark Week' for Susan! "
Person 2: " How can you tell?"
Person 1: " Her Facebookonality has come off a little bitchy lately. Plus she posted that she was listening to Alanis Morissette"

Person 2: " Oh yeah... its 'Shark Week ' for sure! "
by Noel "The Wise" July 6, 2016
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facebookistan

1. Headquarters of facebook, the Pseudo-Socialist Networking terrorists who are rumored to be plotting the takeover of the world. Currently located in Palo Alto but rumored to be moving to Menlo Park, CA in June 2011.
facebookistan is full of shady characters who are spying on and plotting against us with our own personal information.
by dookeyboy May 14, 2011
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facebooksterbating

|fās-boŏk-stərˈbā t-ing|
verb

to "like" one's own posts and comments perpetually; to give oneself pleasure by constantly "liking" your own posts and comments on Facebook
Did you see Cole's comments? He's totally facebooksterbating himself on everything he posts.

Nicole's crazy with all her self-liking quotes, an embarrassing display of public facebooksterbating.
by Holly M S February 15, 2012
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Facebooketeer

Someone who "knightly" stays online on Facebook
A "Facebooketeer" is a person who wakes up and immediately goes on Facebook & endless "knightly" chat....
by ChopZ March 27, 2013
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Facebookbitch

Someone who writes malicious and bitchy statuses on Facebook which are so obviously directed at someone that they might aswell of just tagged them in it.
Billy: "did you see janes status last night?!"
Chaz: "yeah that was blantently about me, she's a Facebookbitch!!!"
by Dilemma#112 March 12, 2016
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Facebookistan

Facebookistan

A fascist shithole virtual country that censors everything conservative or anti-liberal based on the musings of a radical left wing 3rd party proletariat responsible for moderating online content.
I posted something online last night about Joe being a little handsy, but of course it was taken down because I said it in Facebookistan.
by Virginia Dude May 26, 2020
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facebooksterbating

spending all of one's time on facebook.
You have seriously been facebooksterbating all day. Please get off the computer and take a shower.
by immortalbeloved February 3, 2010
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