Facebook Swag

The way someone carries themselves on social media sites such as Facebook.

James is sort of an introvert in real life, but he has mad Facebook Swag. I'm intimidated by him online sometimes.

by SarpNasty July 19, 2011

Facebook Slut

One who prostitutes himself/herself on Facebook by using multiple methods to draw attention to themselves, such as frequent status changes, writing on several different walls, or participating in a ridiculous amount of Facebook activities in a day just to get their name in the newsfeed.

I got on Facebook today and I kept seeing Sally's name in my newsfeed...what a Facebook slut!

by natethegreat58 March 31, 2009

Facebook Spank Bank

A collection of pictures, speficially Facebook pictures stored for the sole purpose of masturbation

"Mark's Facebook Spank Bank collection has gotten so large he had to get an external hard drive."

by HipHopAnonymous123 December 22, 2008

Freshman Facebook Syndrome

A condition exhibited by high school freshmen that add everyone in their school on Facebook with intent of appearing "popular" or friendly with upperclassmen. Commonly abbreviated as "FFS."

Senior 1: Dude, who is this random freshman that added me on Facebook?

Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!

Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!

by jrabB September 6, 2011

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You clicked on flag or something on this cursed website, and are currently on a universal scale of boredom. Then decided to put it into that forbidden search bar just to see some nonsense written by someone on the other side of the world.

Are you proud of yourself?

Friend: Want to play another match?
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.

10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
*You search "SIGN IN (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ Please sign in to vote and post new definitions Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Gmail) " after seeing a sign up page.
You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)

by Trumpium December 14, 2021

facebook suicidal

To have thoughts of or to threaten deleting your facebook account.

Asia- Facebook is taking too much of my time. I think I might delete my account.

Brittany- Do we need to call a therapist? Cause you're being facebook suicidal.

by britto945 November 14, 2009

Facebook Slave

Someone who spends prolonged amounts of time on Facebook everyday.

Teacher: Your last essay was very poor

Dude1: I have been having a busy week sir

Dude2: You still had time to update you status every night on facebook, your becoming a total Facebook slave

by Bree Pig March 4, 2010