facebookery

spending time on facebook

I had a rich hour of facebookery last night.

by mastodude May 18, 2010

Facehooker

A person who continuously adds 'friends' to their friends list on Facebook, though many-or-most are actually strangers or simply casual acquaintances, solely for the purpose of appearing popular on Facebook: Facehooker
Note: This person's SOLE interaction with his/her new, so-called 'friends' is: "Thanks for the add."

"I received an FB friend request today from a chic I've never met. She apparently wants to 'know' me, wants me to be number 820!?! What a Facehooker!"

by faroutly April 7, 2010

Fakebooker

Someone who posts deliberately misleading status messages to a social networking site such as Facebook or Twitter in an effort to appear smarter, nicer or more appealing than they actually are.

Gosh, did you see Katie's status today commenting on Einstein's Theory of Relativity? She is so smart!" "Nah, she copied that from a book. She's a total Fakebooker.

by Alliterati October 27, 2010

Facebooked

The act of meeting up with another person for the sole purpose of having them sit on your face.

I facebooked your mum the other night, nearly lost my head up there.

by Deadpan January 14, 2009

Faceboomer

Member of the post WWII Babyboomer generation who has "discovered" facebook and enthusiastically posts and friends.

Since Debbie has become a faceboomer, her friends and family have been inundated with her friend requests, comments and status updates on facebook, leading her daughter to unfriend her.

by Westport Alice September 7, 2010

iPod Facebooker

Someone who only goes on facebook through their iPod Touch or iPhone.

Person 1: Why doesn't Jack ever friend request anybody on facebook?
Person 2: Jack's a ipod facebooker, that's why.

by notoriouskimmerz June 23, 2009

Facehooker

-Noun-

1. An individual, though usually middle school/ high school-aged girls (sometimes guys), who use Facebook to ridiculously display themselves in hopes of attracting the attention of a person of sexual interest to them.

Usually found in the badly focused, self-taken photographs that show the individual making absurd, foolish faces that are actually meant to be sexy.

2. Any such person who uses Facebook as a way of maintaining or advertising their love life or lack thereof.

3. An idiot

JANE DOE'S STATUS: "Should I tell him or not?!?!?!?!?"

Dude, what's up with your sister's profile pic? She's such a Facehooker.

by TeaKB December 8, 2009