Basic Faceness

Having features that are sufficient to form a face, but nothing spectacular.

He's not ugly, but his face is just so basic...he's got basic faceness.

by ElHambo November 7, 2019

Facebonking

Sexual encounters via facebook. Esp. if on a regular basis between the same people. This is done through private messages, facebook chat, or wall posts.

"I was up all night facebonking **** he sure knows how to please a woman!"

"Yeah I've been facebonking this girl for a while now, the other night we were chatting and my Mum walked in on us, it was so embarassing."

by Lyd8 May 27, 2011

Faceboost

The result of stroking one's own ego to orgiastic extreme via undaunted exhibitionism, the primary activity of facetards

If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to faceboast anything nor would you crave a faceboost

by OsirusT May 26, 2013

facebone

the act of sending pictures of your naked body via facebook message.

Boy: I'm hornyy... I want to see your ass ;)
Girl: Wanna facebone?
Boy: I'll log on now.

by zebrapanties April 27, 2011

Facebooksionship

A Relationship on Facebook that does not actually exist in real life.

A Facebooksionship contradicts the phrase "Facebook Official" which by definition means, "A relationship that is determined official because it is posted under the relationship status on Facebook." or "how you know shit's real."

This may is relationship between people of the same sex or the opposite sex who are just friends not actual significant others.

Facebooksionships Include:
John Smith is In a Relationship with James Ryan

Megan Smith is Married to Alexandra Ryan

Really Hot Amy is In an Open Relationship with Kind of Chubby Ben

by Facebookem123 August 25, 2010

facebonding

When more than two people are sitting in the same area (typically at a table), logged onto Facebook or equivalent social network sites, but are not totally consumed with the computer. A mixture of talking and typing is heard...a combination of "Facebook" and "bonding".

Shep: What are you doing tonight? You wanna see a movie?
Grace: Can't. After dinner, I'm going to Phoenix Coffee with Catja and Elena for a little facebonding. They both got new laptops.

by citiz3n November 9, 2010

faceness

to look like a face

(brought to you by Miss P)

i dont like your faceness

by shippo December 14, 2004