facebaiting

The phenomenon whereby an intentional and impossibly obscure Facebook status causes numerous friends to respond.

After declaring in his status that "Rich has big news" - he was accused of facebaiting.

by Mace in AZ February 14, 2009

Facebooking

Being on www.facebook.com all day at work, after work, before work, during sleep, while taking a dump, at school.

Synonyms: myspacing, hi5ing, friendstering

1. Sorry boss, I couldn't finish the assignment cause I was busy facebooking all day.

by Raman L December 9, 2008

Facebooking around

To aimlessly browse Facebook with no explicit intentions; checking "updated friends," looking at pictures, writing on walls, playing with applications, etc.

Person 1: "What are you doing on your computer?
Person 2: "Nothing important, just facebooking around."

by Renee K January 11, 2009

Facebooking

(v.)- To wrap your buttcheeks around another person's face, like putting an open book over their face, hence the term "Facebooking." The facebooker can then proceed to smother his/her partner's face with his/her buttcheeks. Used as a sexual move between partners. Also known as "cheek to cheek."

Dude, she facebooked me last night and it was fucking awesome until she farted up my nose.

Oh gross! those two guys are facebooking each other in public in BROAD DAYLIGHT!

by Count Zurich April 4, 2009

shit-facebooking

When you get on FaceBook there when you're "shit-faced", it's "shit-facebooking"

Hey, last night I was shit-facebooking...and I was so drunk I could not even type!

by bebi_ar September 12, 2009

live facebooking

Frequently updating your status update with commentary about a live event. Akin to "live blogging".

I'm live facebooking the Olympics.

by dirty microphone February 12, 2010

facebarking

To use your facebook status to have a big whinge, usually in a manner that attempts to blame others for your overreaction to a situation.

"I can't believe yet another bank refused my loan application - just becasue I haven't held down a full-time job in the past five years!!!!!! I told the morons I was good for it, but obviously my word counts for nothing.

Did you see Mike was 'facebarking' again yesterday.

by metal power February 12, 2010