"F" Word Theory

(n) - The theory that a word as versatile as the "f" word can be used at any point in any sentence without sacrificing grammatical soundness.

Guy One: Did you hear about Albert Einstein's new "f" word theory?
Guy Two: Oh my God yes! That man is truly brilliant, people will use "f" word theory until the end of time.

Examples (as a noun):
1. Stop being such a fucker!
2. I don't give a fuck!

Examples (as a verb):
1. Fuck my life!
2. Go fuck yourself!

Examples (as an adjective):
1. My balls fucking hurt!
2. This is such a bad fucking day!

Examples (combinations/extreme "f" word theory):
1. Fuck this fucking fucker for fucking denting the fuck out of my car.
2. Maybe if you weren't such a fucking fuck, then all the fuckers in fucking America wouldn't be so fucked right now.

by Master Exploder 69 April 23, 2009

Super F-Word

Its like the normal f-word BUT NOW ITS SUPER DUPER with a big tuper.

the admins blocked the Super F-Word in chat now we can only use the normal f-word

by It's a stone Ruigi January 13, 2019

F word pass

This is a pass that allows you to say that other people are fat. It is easier to get than the legendary N word pass. If you are fat, than you have an F word pass, but once you become slim, you lose it.

Hey fatty!
What did you just say?
*shows him my weight and F word pass*
Oh, sorry!

by NaeNae69 June 19, 2020

The Other F Word

We all know what the f word is it's "fuck" but there's another swear word that starts with "f" it's the word "faggot" the term the other f word was first used a few years ago due to liberals calling you homophobic if you say the word "faggot"

Person 1 Shut up faggot
Person 2 Don't use the other f word

by Boogereater69 November 26, 2020

THE F WORD AND NOT THE LETTER

you: F my mom is dead
me: the F letter ?
you : no
me : ?
me : THE F LETTER !
you : THE F WORD AND NOT THE LETTER
me : OK

F im gonna hard kick my ass with the dictionnary

THE F WORD AND NOT THE LETTER

by im gonna harddictionnaryourass February 23, 2020

The Four “F” Words in Math

FEAR of not understanding the new math concepts.

FRUSTRATION in struggling to make sense of the concepts.

FATIGUE from mental stress and emotional pain in grasping the concepts.

FAILURE in mastering and applying the concepts.

Winners have not only banned the four-letter F-word from their vocabulary when faced with the most disliked school subject, but they have also refused to let the four “F” words in math rent a space in their minds.

by MathPlus January 07, 2018

F-N-C Word

A combo of bad words turned in to 1 frankenstien bad word the word is fuckin nigger cunt then it was made in to mother fuckin nigger cunt then turned in to mother fuckin nigger cunt nazi then finally turned in to mother fuckin nigger cunt nazi unicorn. Michal Showalter &Michal Ian Black made the word on there show Michal & Michal have issues

Your a mother fucking nigger cunt nazi unicorn. F-N-C Word

by jjazz0329 July 16, 2009