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Dirty Ewan

The act of licking the toilet bowl after a close family friend/related individual finishes after a large shit. Often caught hiding behind the bathroom door and sneaking his way in.
Last night I pulled a dirty ewan, my hot family friend finished and I licked that stuff up.
by sexynoncecharlie December 27, 2021
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Ewan McGregor

A mad good actor, and a very hott actor. Not like that matters, but a very good actor. See trainspotting
by Lauren March 19, 2004
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ezann

Ezann is a very shy girl. But she can be very fun and exciting too if she’s comfortable with u . She’s very popular and a lot of people loves her . But she has lots of hatred , and she’s hurt by it. She keeps it inside and doesn’t tell anyone because she’s afraid of being called “attention seeker” . She’s very beautiful in the inside and out . But she’s very sensitive and insecure. She can don’t be that if her friends are open minded and just tells her the truth. She overthinks a lot because she cares . A lot of boys will go for her , because of her looks and her beautiful smile .
Ezann will treasure everyone , even her enemies and mostly her love ones . She is sensitive and will overthink . But she’s understanding and really caring
by Nateztae April 22, 2018
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ewan

this amazing guy that EVERYONE else is jealous of
shit he's awesome, he must be Ewan

Ewan: Hey
Stranger: *omg Ewan just said hello*
by sn0wflake December 25, 2012
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Ewan

The fucking man, Ewan is suck a fucking cunt that if you tackle him he'll get backup and give you a fucking handshake. His muscles are so fucking sexy that even men drool at the sight of them. Any woman that sees him will rip his pants of and suck his humongous penis. Ewan is also extremely powerful, and if he so mach as breathes on you your bones will shatter. Bacically Ewan is a fucking titan. And will fuck up anyone that threatans him. However Ewan is actualy a nice guy
Bob: Oh shit here comes Ewan
Mike: Has he got 2 woman on his shoulders?
Bob: Should we ask him to get us girlfriends?
Mike: Hell yeah!
Bob: *asks*
Ewan: *leaves and comes back with 10 woman* take your pick!
Also Ewan: Throws a basketball around the entire world and gets a three pointer.
by SpoopyDonut711 November 4, 2019
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Ewan McGregor

A Scottish actor who is known for picking acting roles beyond the "Hollywood" norm. Quite like Johnny Depp, Shia LeBeouf, Kevin Bacon, etc.

Unknown to some people, has been in many movies prior to Star Wars and Moulin Rouge. See Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Shallow Grave, Lipstick on Your Collar, The Pillow Book, etc.

His penis plays a starring role in more of his movies than you know.
Women only like Ewan McGregor because he was "hot" in Moulin Rouge. Had you known that he was singing in Velvet Goldmine, you would already had been aware of such wonderfulness.
by acidbathory January 8, 2009
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Ezann

She is pretty, kind, nice and sometimes naggy. She can be a very nice friend and will always be there for you. She is a very nice person to hang out with as she will always make sure you are ok.
"You know Ezann from Class A?"
"Yea! The very pretty and awesome girl? Of course i do!"
by Gracey Kool April 20, 2018
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