etard

a noun used to describe someone who has lost most mental functions, becomes obnoxiously touchy and has problems contolling their body movements due to use of ecstacy

That etard won't stop petting me.

by AG July 10, 2004

ETard

noun (rhymes with Retard).

Someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much "E" or ecstasy (MDMA). Common expressions of being an ETARD are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank TV screen; at it's worst, thinking Britney Spears isn't really that bad.

You do NOT want to go out with Bob, he raved so hard in his teens he's an ETARD now.

Crap, dude, stay away from that bitch, she's an etard.

We rolled so hard we wound up etards.

by Steve A Holt December 11, 2006

ëhard workí

worker ëhard workí front very important to developing country! bananas bring work but also death. boycott bananas and not catch the AIDS. the future of labor is in your mouth!

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

ezar

fucking amazing wonderful, huge dick, everything you look for in a man, no others like him, king of all, manliest person ever

"i wish i was as sexy as Ezar"

"He is an Ezar, look at that penis!"

by EzarQ October 6, 2012

ezara

A beautiful nice sweet girl who has swag

Ezara is a sweet loyalty girl and or woman

by Mataeo December 19, 2016

Ezarea

One of a kind, in name and beauty, guaranteed to leave you at a loss for words. Ezarea could have the entire world, if she only seen herself the way that everyone else does. True to herself, and loyal to her values. Artistic, Funny, Beautiful, Charismatic, and concerned with the state of the world and the people in it. Also, she’s a bitch.

Dammmmmmnnnnn, that’s Ezarea’s old fine stupid ass.

by LoopDeLoup October 20, 2020

Elardian

A male person who origins come from a great era of mankind, namely the Elardian era. To be Elardian means that you don't shy away from buttstuff. It means that you are into homiesexuality. Furthermore, a true Elardian eats his dinner when it is fully cooled down.

Homie #1: 'the only things this dude does is smoking, rimming and hoarding. He is such a Elardian'

by ElPiderman69 May 19, 2023