Harvard Extension School

The backdoor into Harvard. Despite its lack of prestige due to its open enrollment, graduates somehow end up getting into top ranked graduate schools, and coveted jobs. Yet they only paid 1/4 of the price for pretty much the same degree as the "real" Harvard students.

Person 1: "Where did you go to college"
Person 2: "Harvard Extension School"
Person 1: "What's that?"
Person 2: "The evening classes at Harvard"
Person 1: "Oh so you're not a real Harvard student? Well at least I went to the real University at Yale"
Person 2: "Yeah have fun with that, now I'm going to go back to my job at Goldman Sachs, and destroy the economy some more, while you have fun paying off your massive loans that I own."

by The living coconut January 10, 2014

Bender Extender

The act of extending your previous night's bender into the next day. Usually performed after an all night drowning session, when one has had little to no sleep, and has arisen from slumber still mildly intoxicated - and most importantly - before the onset of the inevitable hangover. The bender extender will typically push back the hangover to a later date, which may be more convenient for your life.

Waking up after just 2 hours of sleep and still buzzed from the night before, Andrew filled his mug with booze in order to execute a bender extender.

by StoutSkeeze April 29, 2009

extended shower

When one takes extra long in the shower because he/she needs to masturbate either in, before, or after the shower. Often happening when a guest has his girlfriend over at the host's house and gets action resulting in blue balls.

Dude 1: Dude, why did you just take a 30 minute shower at 3 O'Clock in the morning at my house?

Dude 2: Sorry man needed that extended shower.

by Coco Puff tha Don April 8, 2008

extend grace

Giving mercy (aka grace) to someone when they most definitely don't deserve it.

Extend grace: Holding your tongue when someone cuts you off in traffic.

by KDazzle February 24, 2014

Extendo

an extended blunt full of weed made by adding blunt wraps on and adding more weed

extendo long as an extention cord

by tooblunt April 1, 2015

penis extension

A descriptive term for an expensive vehicle owned by a man, said by a woman who has a pussy so big you could fit a car in it.

Woman:(sarcastic) Hey, nice penis extension you've got there!
Man: STFU and spread your legs so I can park, it's starting to rain!

by CT Vigilante May 31, 2006

Extendo

A nigga that always be posting clowns on his Instagram.🤡🤡🤡

Extendo need to collect his coin.💯😤👌🏽😤💯👌🏽😤

by Stop_it_stendo June 12, 2018