Damn that woman excels
by FoundCountry August 5, 2019
Get the Excelmug. "So how did your date go last night?"
"Excellent- her ex husband showed up and came at me with a knife!"
"Oh... you're going to see her again?"
"Next tuesday,best sex I've ever had!"
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Walking into a door- you tut to yourself and say excellent and also unpoptastic!
"Excellent- her ex husband showed up and came at me with a knife!"
"Oh... you're going to see her again?"
"Next tuesday,best sex I've ever had!"
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Walking into a door- you tut to yourself and say excellent and also unpoptastic!
by di4buk April 3, 2009
Get the excellentmug. Part of the Microsoft Office Suite, Excel is a spreadsheet program that basically resembles a paper ledger sheet, or a giant table. Unlike paper, Excel makes your job easier by removing the need for erasers or calculators! It definitely makes number manipulation almost painless.
by Gearbox January 25, 2005
Get the Excelmug. NOT so excellent when said sarcastically. Used in a derogatory manner to mean exactly the opposite of its true meaning. Said when a complete SNAFU occurs and usually inflected upwards at the end so that instead of saying the "EX" with more force, you gradually increase the pitch and distress in your voice as you follow through the word. Delivery of "excellent" is an art form mastered by the most sarcastic individuals who have experienced far too many fuck-ups. A cluster fuck expression.
Max: "Remember I told you we won the lottery, well, I took the ticket in and found out that I had a ticket from LAST MONTH'S draw, I felt like a total stooge. Sorry dude, we actually didn't win that $6 MILLION."
Scott: "Excellent!"
Scott: "Excellent!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the excellentmug. by Jumpingpony August 23, 2011
Get the Excellencemug. Excellent, or Phat may refer to someone who might be classified as obese. Excellent people are usually close minded people to whom you can never explain anything due to many layers of fat in the skull tissue. People who are classified as excellent are usually at risk of heart attack, immobility, and brain damage. Excellency is listed by the WHO (World Health Organization) as a condition, common in 3rd world countries such as Northern Africa and south east Asia. It is a leading cause for infant mortality among women, leading them to only bearing one child. Being one of the worst conditions that ravaged the 3rd world, it is holding it back from coming out of the dark ages into the modern era.
Her excellency may prevent her from having offspring in the future.
Daliyeh has only one child due to being excellent in her childhood.
Daliyeh has only one child due to being excellent in her childhood.
by PreservationOfAmericanHeritage August 20, 2021
Get the excellentmug. by Exceller February 27, 2017
Get the Excellermug.