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Autofellatioic Evolution of Humans

As the population grows over it's potential, the evolutionary process begins to take place. Humans will adapt to be able to perform autofellatio in order to reduce sexual desire. This will cause a dramatic drop in rates of sexual intercourse, allowing the human population to return to a more reasonable size that the one we cannot currently maintain.
The world is getting to large. Evolution must take place, as it did in other organisms. The way humans will adapt to influence a decline in a sizable population is the Autofellatioic Evolution of Humans.
by Ace. October 17, 2012
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an evolutionary dead-end

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As an evolutionary dead-end queers poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!
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evolutionary religion

1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.

2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.
dude: "how was the earth created?"

"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)

dude: but how do you know for sure?

"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...
by Consequences October 7, 2010
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lancer evolution

a true legendary car made by mistu. 8 models or "evolutions" of the car. for its reasonably low price tag, can usually out perform more expensive cars stock to stock
that stock evo 7 just raped that gto
by gah September 15, 2003
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Evolutionize

Evolving to be better than all those around you; reaching godhood.
"Dude, Aaron totally evolutionized"
"Ikr. He's totally on another level now"
by ya tilted bro? January 30, 2019
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Super saiyan blue evolution

Super saiyan blue evolution also know as Complete super saiyan blue is a form only currently accessible by Vegeta. The form is achieved when he surpasses his limits in order to save his family and resurrect Cabba’s universe

The form has no significant difference to Super saiyan blue other then a slightly darker hair color and aura similar to the color royal blue also a mild increase of muscle mass. The form is on par with Super saiyan blue Kaioken Goku did, the form also allows him to use Final explosion without dying this was shown it the Vegeta vs Toppo fight
Vegeta Fan: have you heard Vegeta has a new form called Super Saiyan Blue evolution
by That1irishweeb November 19, 2019
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evolution of man

1. a poo or epic proportions; very long and typically unbroken poo that starts in the drain and works its way up to the edge of the water in the toilet.
2. poo that looks like it is crawling its way out
I laid a piece of pipe that looked like the evolution of man!
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
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