evani

Evani is outgoing, pretty and has millions of friends. She has many hoes, and many people that simp over her. She is also the bests when it come to playing volleyball. Don't mess with her or you will get donkeyed by her. If she were an animal she would be tiger and rip your face off. She is also a cancer which makes her a pretty, loyal beast. Treat her with love and respect or get donkeyed by her and her troop of friends. Evani can be greedy and genorous. Treat her with love!!!!!

boy1; evani is so annoying.

boy2: dont say that bro!! you will get donkeyed by her!!!

EVANI: WHAT DID U SAY U BOOTY SLIME LICKER LOOKING AHH

by hgwhsbsjhxksks January 17, 2023

Evian

French water product in the Alps. The brand is owned by Danone.

Evian is the world leader in terms of sales on the market of mineral water.

by Altoz January 23, 2005

Evian

Noun.

Gnar. A male, usually Canadian, who pretty much defines the word 'awesome'. A total bro. A man of many talents, including vectoring such people. Steals stray cats and names at least one 'Pineapple'. A nice guy that gets the girls going wee ooh wee ooh wee. He will own you at ROFLs and LOLs. A true Canadian/American.

Girl 1 - "LYKE OMG IS THAT EVIAN?"
Girl 2 - "TOTALLY. I ASKED HIM OUT AND HE SAID ROFL."
Girl 1 -"What a badass."

by IAmTomHankss January 2, 2010

evanium tequavious

The sexiest most juicy throbbing thick milkshake ive every seen. He makes me nut at the look of him *moans* i love him. bUt sadly he wants daniel and him and I will forever be apart.

Evanium tequavious the third the fifty sixth cousin twice removed of the 78th son of the 46th prince of the 87th king of the north western side of south Nigeria, IS SUCH A HOTTIE.

by BallsakDanel June 12, 2023

Evanians

Obsessive fans of the sultry Men’s Figure Skating star, Evan Lysacek who often make elaborate plans to kidnap and/or clone the Olympic Gold Medalist and flee the country with him, but would never actually carry out the plans because that would be criminal. Evanians may also occasionally dream of Evan, and his affinity for cornbread.

All of the Evanians were glued to their televisions as he danced his futuristic Cha cha cha.

by LysacekFan May 13, 2010

evanizzle

a pimp that dosent have crunk teeth, a goblet, or pants

Man i get my hoes from one serious evanizzle, fo shizzle

by king of ammudamajahd October 15, 2006

Eianitis

A term for a debilitating disease that ruins your night after just three mike's hard lemonades.

I wanted to party last night but i had a bad case of eianitis.

by mtuhuskies October 21, 2010