estonian spit roast

An orchestral manoeuvre whereby one achieves maximum clarity and volume on the double bass by pressing one's knee in the back of the instrument. This in turn pushes the string into the left hand thereby producing a voluminous sound.

"Fuck man, Jaan keeps initiating the Estonian Spit Roast on his bass. The poor fucker is getting bruised like crazy!"

by B$$Lad May 13, 2015

estoners

Estonians who smoke ganja regulary

Estonia is the land of estoners

by pacman7 November 9, 2005

Estois

Spanish Adjective
Spanish term for “deez”

Estois nueces

by NainTheDream February 15, 2023

esochology

Eso (Esoteric) plus (chology = Greek for study), Esochology is the study of the Esoteric dimensions of Man from within those Esoteric dimensions themselves via intuition and DEC Direct Esoteric Communication. Understood by either those who have completed a course of psychotherapy or natural psychics.

Esochology is a new alternative to the oxymoron "behavioral psychology".

When one receives an Ah-Ha via ones intuition, or a bit of Knowledge comes to one, one has just experienced DEC, and has tapped ones own store of Knowledge via ones faculty of intuition, and this is applied Esochology. Esochology is based on a well-developed faculty of intuition which is perfectly normal, but we in the West are taught to both deny and fear our intuition.

by esodoc August 18, 2009

Estonian Football

The football variety widely used in all of Estonia. Has its own national football team as well as three stages of domestic league system. The most successful is Tallinna FC Flora.

(Unlike the definition that involves kicking testicles. That sport is nonexistent.)

Estonian Football is so good to watch. The national team is surprising and the domestic league is well-organized.

by LaserImouto January 4, 2023

estoy disparando mi lazer

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER in spanish

Guy: george lopez u suck!
George Lopez: estoy disparando mi lazer *shoopeando el whoopeando*

by sB129 October 22, 2008

estonian

Estonians are an extremely happy group of people with lineage stemming from the the small European nation Estonia. Prodominantly blonde haired, blue eyed beauties. You can distinguish "kodu Eestlased" native Estonians from non-Estonian born Estonians by their lanky, disproportionate limbs (ex. legs and arms looking like the appendages of a daddy long leg spider). Real Estonians drink vodka for the most part until they are good and jolly, or black out and engage in activity with the opposite sex that is never really that awkward in the morning (as is often with Americans). With an extremely high tolerance for alcohol, what better way to end a celebratory evening (celebratory evening= anytime 2 or more Estonians are together and drinking) than crossing right arm over left and holding hands in a circle known as Soprus Ring, humming notes and saying prayers in a foreign tongue (Estonian) startling innocent non-Estonian onlookers who imagine they are witnessing cult activity.

Karl has long disproportionate arms and legs and appears to be a Viking. Karl must be an Estonian.

Jaan speaks Russian and attends sportipaev but Ei Raagi Eesti Keel. Jaan is not really an Estonian.

by Markus A September 18, 2008