atheism explains everything

Antonymn: "Why did God allow this to happen"?
It's such a mystery!

Until you accept the fact that God doesn't exist.
And then things become crystal clear.
Atheism explains everything.

by Leaf Earacheson August 27, 2009

Explainate

To give an intoxicated explanation, typically one that is very drawn out, frequently goes off topic, and in the end does even make sense to personal explainating

She just doesn't get it... I tried to explainate it to her, but she just doesn't get it

by NachoFingLibre December 21, 2010

explaining to a woman

Something men simply cannot do, ever.

"I tried explaining to a woman that her bag was open but she told me to shut the fuck up and keep walking the other way"

by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017

Explainuage

When you explain something using arm gestures.

Tiffany used explainuage to explain how enthusiastic she was when she met her favorite drummer

by Tkatz December 16, 2018

Explainative

Having to explain your expletive.

After dropping an F-Bomb at a live school board meeting, the school board member explainatively placed blame on a whiney dog.

by Thesonsofpico April 24, 2020

EXPLAIN PLEASE WTF

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pew pew like EXPLAIN PLEASE WTF WHY NO

by the truth teller_ January 8, 2021

Edsplain

When Ed finds ways to justify his purchases, decisions, or his past comments in the face of and in complete contradiction of his past assertions.

I still don't know how LinkedIn works. It might as well be Pinterest to me. I think have 1000 requests or something. Can I beat fill in name if I go accept them all? I always thought of LinkedIn as Facebook for hipsters. Too cool for social networking, not too cool for eNetworking.

"I just got Edsplained why he has no friends on LinkedIn"

by edsucksandteslasrule January 25, 2022