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Douche Ensemble

A species of overly-dramatic individuals who put average douches to shame. They travel in packs, because they can't be separated for long, or else their genitals will explode from pent-up urges that they let out upon one another. They only qualify as an "ensemble" since, despite copious amounts of backstabbing and selling their souls to the arts, they have no natural talent. They are very fortunate that their dedication got them into an ensemble (even if it was self-created) at all.

They choose new mates every other week, picking said mates by determining who is wearing the most cheap body spray, and who can kiss the most asses in a single day.
"Man, look at the douche ensemble... Are those two glued together at the dick?"
"Naw, they don't have enough there to put glue on."
by Smexy Strawberry July 28, 2014
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Enseignement scientifique

mandatory subject that french kids have to attend
the most annoying thing ever because you don’t learn anything

way for the « Education Nationale » to make parents believe that their kids still learn sciences while they just watch videos about DNA and the ozone layer
“Hey meuf, do you know what we have for the next period ?
-Hey, we have Enseignement scientifique…
-Should OUI skip class ?
-Grave”
by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023
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Sofia Ensenat

The most lovely girl you'll ever meet. Greatest personality on this earth with a magnificent big white smile and beautiful brown eyes. Best sense of humor and is high key the best girl you could meet.
Sofia Ensenat is the prettiest girl on earth.
by JackWantschek's admirer January 2, 2022
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Encore Ensemble

a bunch of badass dancers who not only dominate, but pump fists not gas. they are all best friends, and when they start dancing they'll never stop. one of the most common things they'll say is, "where's julie?"
Yo, them dancers iz Encore Ensemble.
by nobuddddy January 20, 2007
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Ensenada

Ensenada is a neighborhood of The Hammocks, FL in Miami-Dade County. It currently has a population of 3,150. Ensenada is 55% Hispanic, 40% black, and 5% other. It is mostly a lower income to middle income neighborhood with 53% of the population below the poverty line, 45% middle class, and only 2% are part of the upper class. Most work minimum wage jobs or low to middle paying professional jobs. Few work higher paying jobs. There used to be alot more local suburban gang activity, but now many of those gangs have fallen apart or moved to other lower income parts of The Hammocks. Reasons for that are unknown. There is still gang activity, but not as much as before. But, Ensenada has some what of a ghetto reputation comparable to ghetto parts of Homestead, FL. About 20% of people in The Hammocks below the poverty line live in Ensenada. The rest of them live in many rental communities surrounding the shopping area of The Hammocks. Crime activity most common in Ensenada include: Vandalism, Assault, Trespassing, Theft, Possession of weapons/drugs, car/bike thefts, Weapon Assault, and some drug dealing. There is an elementary school right across from Ensenada: Gilbert L. Porter Elementary.
Guy 1: Im finna go to Ensenada!
Guy 2: Hecks nah dawg! Ensenada is too ghetto!
by Food-eater45 October 25, 2011
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ensey

1. an individual that is "emotionally" incapable of life in the real world or taking care of ones self.

2. a person that takes advantage of opportunities offered by friends and family with no thought to the effort put out by them on his behalf.
That son of a bitch pulled an ensey and left me holding the bag.
by okstatemike April 26, 2006
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ensem

(Clothing & Fashion) a person's complete costume; short form for ensemble.
She has finished off the triple-x sexy ensem with white Christian Louboutin pumps and sparkling gold jewelry.
by ovitorhenrique July 27, 2014
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