Utilitarian edgelord

A person that has to come up with an extreme hypothetical to justify an action (that is commonly known as immoral) under utilitarianism. Often used to get away with edgy comments and not focus on the issues that those actions have in our current society.

Person 1: "Well, technically rape is morally neutral. If you could save all of humanity from an alien invasion by raping this one girl that would be a moral good"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck Steve, anything can be justified by incredibly stupid hypotheticals, you are just being a utilitarian edgelord"

by AbbyV June 20, 2021

Little Brown Envelope

A bribe.

He tucked a little brown envelope into the guys top pocket.

by andTing August 22, 2010

Stuffing the Envelope

The sexual manuveur to take one's cock and balls and put or stuff them both into the woman's vagina.

Man, the new bitch at the office is so loose I ended up stuffing the envelope last night.

by Yerby August 17, 2006

Englonk

A variant of the English language in which the end of many words are replaced with the suffix "onk". This language is known to be how some sorority girls talk when there are no guys around. There are also several words repeated by Englonk speakers that can take on many meanings. Some of these words are: scronch, cronk, bonk, and blarg.

In Englonk a girl named "Imaan" might be called "Imonk"

Some girl in AXO: " My professonk is failing me"
Sorority sister: "Wow that's blarg. Let's scronch him"

by vvonk March 26, 2020

Edgelordette

A female Edgelord, also known as a Goth

Edgelordette

by 69 Is A Number April 16, 2019

Comfort envelope

somebody is secure in the knowledge that someone is working positively on their behalf.

Making sure that the customer is inside their comfort envelope.

by Spuggy2345 November 27, 2011

Comfy Envelope

A term referring to a woman's vagina. Can also be used more specifically to describe a vagina that is a very good fit for the guy using it.

I used my girlfriends comfy envelope last night to post a letter to the navy

My wife's comfy envelope is just right for my letter opener

by Shanks120y August 3, 2009