Bollock Emptier

A vagina wielding bitch hot enough to empty your bollocks with a mere glance

Jed: Daryl, ur moms a real bollock emptier.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

Emotional Potato

Someone who is so emotionally hurt, or depressed that they just want to crawl into their bed and cry until they're sick.

A person who is so upset that they are abnormally quiet, unenthusiastic, lifeless, and give off the characteristics of a potato.

Being in the mindset that everything would be better off if you were a potato and had no worries, that life was easy and carefree; someone who is tired of being themselves or living their own life

"Hey did you hear about Morgan?"

"No, what happened?"

"She turned into an emotional potato after the break up."

"Aw, that really sucks. She used to be so happy and funny.."

by JewsJustCantDance January 7, 2012

emotilapse

The waste in time one experiences when choosing the correct emoticons.

Seriously took me forever to comment I guess I experienced an emotilapse.

by mimi_boss February 26, 2015

Emotions

Something that I’m immune to

I seriously don’t have emotions. My favorite goldfish died and I didn’t even cry

by Mcr is life October 9, 2019

Empties East, Empties West

How foamers react when they see a freight train, specifically Norfolk Southern trains pulled by the Pennsylvania Railroad heritage unit, that’s pulling freight cars with nothing in them.

Foamer 1: “STANDARD RAILROAD OF THE WORLD, RIGHT!? STANDARD RAILROAD IN THE WORLD!?! EVERYONE ELSE IS—

Foamer 2: “EMPTIES EAST, EMPTIES WEST!!”

Foamer 1: “MORE EMPTIES!”

by the way, this was written on August 18, 2021

Emotional Kick In The Balls

The stomach sinking feeling you get when you hear bad news or when getting your feelings hurt.

"Did you hear that john caught his wife cheating on him, That must have been an emotional kick in the balls."

"I got an emotional kick in the balls when i heard my aunt had past away."

by DeweyBoy March 1, 2010

Emoticoning

To express complete thoughts using a combination of emoji picture icons with little to no words.

Darlene: "Jim, your emoticoning skills have gotten better - You translated an entire song!"

Jim: "Thanks! I hope to make it big one day, and won't forget your support!"

by MoMani January 20, 2013