emergency screen

minimized window(s) of work-related material on your computer screen that can be brought up quickly to hide the fact that you've been browsing facebook or googling when your boss is approaching

"Yo Brian, check out Beth's pics from the party last weekend. What a slut! Oh shit, Bob's creeping! Bring up that emergency screen with the spreadsheet of the earnings report from last quarter."

by BGbeemer March 13, 2010

Big God Energy

the consistently enormous, organic, and effervescent radiation & exudance of God through someone as a result of the ruthless hunger & limitless depth that defines their obedience to & pursuit of God.

an often subtle & quiet confidence (sans cockiness) and complete security of not needing other people’s benchmarks — wealth, power, prestige, intelligence, beauty — to know one’s own worth because it is so deeply rooted in God.

any suspicion of tryhard vibes kills BGE, as does the kind of cockiness that speaks of insecurity; the true BGE-haver is respectful to those around them, but with swagger.

Wow! Look, there goes Brian with that Big God Energy. He is unstoppable.

by tongo2319 April 4, 2020

energy vampire

A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.

My boss yelled at me for 15 minutes and now I feel like shit. He is such an energy vampire

by netteach March 14, 2003

Erectional Energy

The energy released when your P blows inside a V. Not to be misunderstood as the flow of fluid from sack A to hole B, but a environmentally friendly source of free, safe energy located inside ones testes. Once harnessed the energy will be an alternative power source to fossil, coal, and nuclear energies, making them obsolete.

I was going to pleasure my woman with my daily supply of erectional energy, but instead I sold it and bought monkey.

by Curry_spice January 11, 2012

Monster Energy

A company that has ruined my life in the best way possible, and YOU, yes YOU need to try a monster

this is not a sponsorship for monster energy, i just have problems, no you can't judge me

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Emergency Landing

When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.

Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.

by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009

Dark Energy

In physical cosmology, astronomy and celestial mechanics, dark energy is a hypothetical form of energy that permeates all of space and tends to increase the rate of expansion of the universe.

The NAACP defines this as an alternative to Black Power

The search for dark energy drives research in astrophysics.

by super_dimensional_fortress June 14, 2010