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E.M.M.S

an abreviation of emo,mini-mosher,sweatie ,used as a term in doncaster by the older members of the 'sweatie'or 'mosher' community community (16-19) tho many of this group (in doncaster) are what would be considered chavish by some. it refers to those who, wishing to join the 'gang' turn up wearing idiotic clothes and wielding cheap childrens toys and behaving in a manner befitting these trinkets. they are generally shunned by the majority of the group until they mature enough to hold a civilised conversation.
E.M.M.S 1: (playing with plastic dagger) bang bang ur dead !!:P
E.M.M.S 2: ha ha take tht , (prodding with plastic sword)

NORMAL PERSON : Ohh Shut the fuck up and grow up while ur at it !!
by D.T.C July 8, 2007
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break em stroke em

The method of wheeling a 10 to bed with you. Gradually confuse the woman by giving her a strong compliment followed by a small diss. Eg. "You're eyes are gorgeous, but you might want to think about painting those nails." After several uses. This smokeshow is going to keep coming back for more reassurance that she's hot ... But doesn't think your a bitch for saying she's so pretty all night. Then ya pounce on the best lay of your life :D
Break Em Stroke Em:

"Kiddie, just gotta fuckin break em and stroke em, the babies love it. Keeps em guessing... Yullll yulll"
by Baratheon the Andal August 17, 2015
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E.M.S.D.

1. An acronym which stands for "Eat My Short Dick." Danny the Tourettes Guy is the genius who coined the phrase while in a blind rage cleaning out the refrigerator.
2. An acronym which stands for "East Moline School District." Probably a bum fuck school because it's in bum fuck Illinois.
1. *phone rings* E.M.S.D. !! *phone rings again* AWWW, FUCK!!!

2. "Where do you go to school?" "Hillcrest Elementary" "Where the fuck is that, E.M.S.D. ?" "Yeah...." "Awwww, FUCK!!!"
by Set Abominae6 December 12, 2011
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E.M.S.

E.M.S. is an acronym which stands for "Eat My Shit." It can be used in conjunction with "Snack On My Dump" and "Lick My Chee". Both are references to consuming fecal matter.
"Hey could you help me out with this project?"
"Could you E.M.S.?"
by Vincent Guido February 13, 2006
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Lick'em sisters

Lesbians... says it all.
by SW Florida SB April 19, 2004
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Rock 'em Sock 'em

A sexual act in which you are nailing a chick missionary style without a condom, and just as you are about to cum you scream, "I'm CUMMING!" Just as you blast your wad, you elbow drop the girl in the face, knocking her out cold. You then run like hell.
"Dude, remember that chick who was drunk at the party last night?"

"Yeah, I remember her. Did you nail her?"

"Hell yes, man, I gave her the Rock 'em Sock 'em! She won't remember who knocked her up!"
by Croi Dhubh January 27, 2010
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