eisuke Ichinomiya

A hot 2D man in a love simulation Japanese game made by Voltage Inc called "Kissed by the (freakin’) baddest bidder". In short words, this man is a cute hot asshole who has no ass but acts as if it is huge... drowning in his own wealth (and coffee), he can buy the whole country you live in, why tho? He HATES getting bored. As the game keeps going, he'll finally understand that you (aka the protagonist) are the most important thing in his existence and the only one who can cure his crippling depression...

Random rich 2D man in game: This situation is getting out of hand...eh? Guess I'll just buy the whole building.

eisuke’s fans: ArE YoU eIsUKe IchINomIyA????!

by Ilove2dhotmen July 5, 2019

esurprise

The result of meeting and/or dating someone on eHarmony who turns out to be a huge tool/douchebag/broham.

Susan: Yea, we dated for 3 weeks, but he turned out to be a tool.
David: Big esurprise.

by Fortner January 3, 2009

ersurge

To fall again, being opposite of resurge

Internationall trends ersurge come one come all.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

eisuke

Japanese man with long hair who has three computers

Eisuke went missing for three days and his roommates didn't care

by rolley polley February 5, 2004

Ensure

staple of underfed homosexual dredge-queens trying to stay thin well past their prime and failing as they look more AIDS than Laids

I met this scrawny, jaded faery in Chicago that rented an old ballet studio; great layout with massive sq.footage, 12 ft. ceilings, multiple parlors, and mirrored hallways. How he paid for it as a interior house painter is beyond me. The point where I decided to remember the address was when I saw him sipping on an Ensure he tore from a sixpack and blandly talking about the last job - "3 months ago". I forgot to check back to see if it the place was available, but I know he's dead. I just know it. Somewhere on or just off of Halstead. Go find it!

by sadjitarius March 23, 2008

Eisregen

A German death-metal band that sings questionable material. This is like Rammstein, but about 5 times worse in content and nearly impossible to understand. Band name means 'Ice rain', or 'Blizzard'. One song by them is called 'Krebskolonie'. This means 'cancer colony'. In the song, the line 'kraft durch krebs' means 'strong by cancer', 'krebs macht frei'- 'cancer sets you free'.

Dude, have you heard of Eisregen? They sound like Satan himself, man!

by yokken July 16, 2008

Ensurco

An Indescribable or Higher meaning of Love for another human that cannot be defined as: Love, Enamored, Amorous, Penchant, Affectionate Etc....

Also spelled: Ensurcoing, Ensurcoed,

Babe, I "Ensurco" you(:

by Matthew Martin Krause July 7, 2011